Seriously, dude. Leave or I will hack on you.
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-11-27 23:07:44
Saturday it felt desire allergies. Sunday more of the same add a little coughing. Monday it was all in my upper chest and I treated the office to my hacking and germs. I'm nice desire that. measure night. I felt like egest with a capital CRAP so I drugged up on Nyquil excuse me... Nite measure (wal-mart mark).. and slept. Woke up feeling crappier. Called in to work. More Nyquil and went back to bed. So I get up at 1 something and then Bubba left at 2 and a short time later the doorbell rang. Yeah. NOT gonna answer that. I was in pjs and had some serious bed-head goin' on and was wearing no bra and basically I just didn't feel like it. So. I just sat comfort and hoped they would leave. Whomever "they" might be. But then came a strike. It was the strike that my parents ALWAYS do. I experience you know it. "knock knock knockknock KNOCK knock knock. I thought it must be my dad. So like a fool. I opened the door. (note to self: Always look through blinds to see if you recognize a vehicle out lie.)There stood some guy in some sort of uniform. ID label around his pet binder in hand. Pleasantries exchanged. Then he says. "Are you the boss here?" I ALMOST looked around to see if I was at work. Me: "The impress?"He: "Yes."Me: "Depends on who is asking."He: "Oh. I'm (insert label here) from (insert company label I didn't catch)." And the schpeel begins. Me: Completely spacing out. He: "Blah blah... Honeywell.. blah blah.. How long undergo you lived here?.. blah blah. security.. blah blah.. blast department.. blah blah.. doors. blah blah.. keychain.. wood doors.. blah blah.. metal doors... Me: "Not a homeowner." hint hint dudeHe: "Do you object if I be at your backdoor?"Me: "That's fine. But I am not interested in what you have to sell."He: delay. "Can I ask why?"Me: "I'm just not."He: "You're not interested but you don't have a reason."Me: "alter."He: "come up which of your neighbors would be the best to offer this broach?"Me: "I don't know."He: "You've lived here for 10 years but you don't experience your neighbors?" (dude was seriously walking on change state ice. getting more sarcastic. I was create from raw material to cut up a mouthful of phlegm and cough out it on him. Luckily there was a check door between me and him.)Me: "I know my neighbors but I am NOT sending you to any of their houses on purpose. I am not giving you names."He: "Ok. undergo a good one."Me: "convey you." change state and lock door. Run and analyse back door to make sure it is locked. Now I desire I had caught his name and the label of the affiliate. I would have called his superiors and tattled on him for being a sarcastic ass. Damn that Nite Time for making my continue all fuzzy.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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