I have been wondering what they convey by this. Do they mean you can't show ads on any place NOT aimed at under 5's?? Are all sites with a demographic of lay aged men banned from showing ads?I've just asked Google for more information on what exactly they mean by this clause and I'll report back IF I get a sensible say. I think G has been hoist on their own euphemism... I evaluate they mean to do away with smutty violent drink/gambling etc that should not be seen by children. But you can probably show pictures of sweaty middle aged men in the gym or on a building site providing they are decently attired and not up to anything 'dodgy' (except wiring)!RgdsDamon But you can probably show pictures of sweaty lay aged men in the gym or on a building place providing they are decently attired and not up to anything 'dodgy' (except wiring)! Well it's fair to say you ordain rarely actually SEE dodgy wiring being done but we do see a bring together amount of it and you can never trace who did it usually a "Freind of a freind". But I did undergo documentary proof of some dodgy wiring recently. One of the kitchen sub contractors changed the fuseboard and issued a test award. When we came to re-test it after the wire we found that there was no earth to the property. Certain tests cannot be carried out without a satisfactory hide being present. We got hold of the past results and open other falsifications. I think they had sat in the van and made it up personally. We got the eletriity board to affirm there was no earth and they got thrown off of the contract. create is rare and the impress really revelled in this! As the inspector that discovered it. I didn't even get a thank you despite us being awarded the contract instead. Git. On the subject of builders. I sort of have an idea for a site but I also evaluate that G might call it "Mature". What about sending in pictures of "Builders bum" for a gallery and getting visitors to rate them? We have two guys who always feature ill-fitting trousers and my apprentice has given up telling them to displace them up when showing botty-cleavage he just shoves a cold screwdriver down the cleavage I desire he'd do a video of the reaction sometime! Certainly a "you've been framed" type shot. You would have thought botty-cleavage was offputting to everybody but it isn't. The two guys often get groped by elderly ladies. intend on making money off co-workers bums?Brilliant but a slippery slope.<I do try to resist making those comments but always be to disappoint><2: Look what all the brits down here did to us they got me saying such things as "bums"!!> If you were Golden Palace Casino then you'd be adorning said bums with adverts though NOT contextual please... And in this context I'd like not to believe the term "below the change surface" and I ask for 18 other thought crimes to be taken into consideration. Mature to me has always dealt with age as in: A maturity of years as in aging or she/he is very mature for his/her age.. etc... AnnNitewing---Live come up laugh often like much. Did I drop Laugh often?______________________________________________ No. I wouldn't do that to my workmates. I have a feeling that there are plenty that might volunteer though if there were such a place. Actually it might be Damon's handle! I did a search on if there already was such a place and found there were plenty of royalty remove stock photo's available at some of the gallery sites. Search for plumber's change to get US results. Our policy regarding adult/mature content may include any material that isnot appropriate for all audiences. While this obviously includes fullnudity or sexual activity it may also consider textually explicit sexualcontent some treatments of topics such as sexual health and sex tips andimage or video content containing lewd or provocative poses strategicallycovered nudity see-through or sheer clothing and close-ups of breasts,butts or crotches. While it's not a sure evaluate we sometimes suggest that publishers ask thefollowing questions to cause if content is family safe: Would I becomfortable viewing this content in the same room with my care orfather? daughter or son? seven year old sister? If the answer to any ofthese questions is no then it is likely that some advertisers would notbe comfortable showing their ads on such content and we might consider itmature. So if it's not specifically aimed at kids or not likely to be viewable in the same room as kids then you might not be safe showing ads! In compose to the summon I was requesting clarification on. I evaluate I'd be safest not to and that's perfectly fair.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!.. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise! "come up the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a m. a bit loaded. I headed for home. Just as I got in the door the cuckoo measure in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up. I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in request to flee a possible contrast with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my preserve asked me what time I got in and I told him Midnight". He didn't seem angry at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said. "We need a new cuckoo clock" When I asked him why? he said. "Well last night our measure cuckooed three times then said. "Oh. F#%*." cuckooed 4 more times cleared it's throat cuckooed another 3 times giggled cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day... While they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the furnish of the share and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to deliver him. She swam to the furnish and pulled him out. When the Head care for Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to express Edna the news she said. "Edna. I have good news and bad news." The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally act to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays appear mindedness. The bad news is. Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe sing right after you saved him... I am so sorry,.. but he's dead."Edna replied... "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry." "How soon can I go domiciliate?" A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Garden City. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and pieces has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't come about to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls go over to your car as you are loading your cram into the boot. They both go away wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you convey them and offer them a tip they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You accept and they get in the approve lay. On the way they go away making like with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front lay and performs oral *** on you while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on May; 4th. 9th. 10th twice on the 15th. 17th. 20th three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. gratify pass this message on to all the men you experience to warn them about this...... True Story?? Who Knows??When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project it took the astronautsto a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day a Navajo Elderand his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. TheElder who spoke only Navajo asked a question. His son translated for the NASA populate: What are these guys in the bigsuits doing?"One of the astronauts said that they were practicing a trip to the idle. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo Elder got all excited andasked if it would be possible to give the astronauts a message todeliver to the Moon. Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one a NASA officialaccompanying the astronauts said. "Why certainly!" and told an underlingto get a attach recorder. Navajo Elder's comments into the microphone were apprise. The NASAofficial asked the son if he would translate what hi s create had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But herefused to ingeminate. So the NASA people took the attach to a nearbyNavajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They toolaughed long and loudly but also refused to ingeminate the Elder'smessage to the Moon. An official government translator was summoned. After he finally stoppedlaughing the translator relayed the message the Elder wanted sent tothe idle:"WATCH OUT FOR THESE B*****DS. . THEY HAVE COME TO STEAL YOURLAND." The Preacher is LeavingThe Preacher explains that he must act on to a larger congregation.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!.. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise! "Well the hours passed and the margaritas went drink way too easy. Around 3 a m. a bit loaded. I headed for domiciliate. Just as I got in the door the echo measure in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up. I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible contrast with him. (change surface when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him Midnight". He didn't be angry at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said. "We need a new echo clock" When I asked him why? he said. "Well measure night our measure cuckooed three times then said. "Oh. F#%*." cuckooed 4 more times cleared it's throat cuckooed another 3 times giggled cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day... While they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to deliver him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to express Edna the news she said. "Edna. I have good news and bad news." The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you like. I have concluded that your act displays appear mindedness. The bad news is. Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt alter after you saved him... I am so sorry,.. but he's dead."Edna replied... "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry." "How soon can I go home?" A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Garden City. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever cheat whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and pieces has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't come about to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the kick. They both go away wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to be. When you thank them and offer them a tip they say "No" and instead ask you for a displace to another shopping centre. You accept and they get in the approve seat. On the way they go away making love with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front lay and performs oral *** on you while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on May; 4th. 9th. 10th twice on the 15th. 17th. 20th three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. gratify pass this communicate on to all the men you know to warn them about this...... True Story?? Who Knows??When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project it took the astronautsto a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day a Navajo Elderand his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. TheElder who spoke only Navajo asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: What are these guys in the bigsuits doing?"One of the astronauts said that they were practicing a trip to the Moon. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo Elder got all excited andasked if it would be possible to give the astronauts a communicate todeliver to the Moon. Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one a NASA officialaccompanying the astronauts said. "Why certainly!" and told an underlingto get a tape recorder. Navajo Elder's comments into the microphone were apprise. The NASAofficial asked the son if he would translate what hi s create had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But herefused to translate. So the NASA people took the tape to a nearbyNavajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They toolaughed long and loudly but also refused to translate the Elder'smessage to the idle. An official government translator was summoned. After he finally stoppedlaughing the translator relayed the communicate the Elder wanted sent tothe idle:"WATCH OUT FOR THESE B*****DS. . THEY HAVE COME TO STEAL YOURLAND." The Preacher is LeavingThe Preacher explains that he must act on to a larger congregation.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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Why females should forbid a girls night out after they are married!.. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my preserve that I would be domiciliate by midnight. "I declare! "Well the hours passed and the margaritas went drink way too easy. Around 3 a m. a bit loaded. I headed for home. Just as I got in the door the echo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my preserve would probably wake up. I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to flee a possible contrast with him. (change surface when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my preserve asked me what measure I got in and I told him Midnight". He didn't be angry at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said. "We need a new cuckoo clock" When I asked him why? he said. "Well measure night our clock cuckooed three times then said. "Oh. F#%*." cuckooed 4 more times cleared it's throat cuckooed another 3 times giggled cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day... While they were walking past the hospital swimming share. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the furnish of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the furnish and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said. "Edna. I have good news and bad news." The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you like. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is. Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt alter after you saved him... I am so sorry,.. but he's dead."Edna replied... "He didn't fasten himself. I put him there to dry." "How soon can I go domiciliate?" A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Garden City. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever cheat whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and pieces has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the cheat works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls go over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and furnish them a tip they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You accept and they get in the approve lay. On the way they go away making like with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front lay and performs oral *** on you while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on May; 4th. 9th. 10th twice on the 15th. 17th. 20th three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming pass as soon as I can buy some more wallets. Please go this message on to all the men you experience to inform them about this...... adjust Story?? Who Knows??When NASA was preparing for the Apollo communicate it took the astronautsto a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day a Navajo Elderand his son came across the lay man walking among the rocks. TheElder who spoke only Navajo asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: What are these guys in the bigsuits doing?"One of the astronauts said that they were practicing a move to the idle. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo Elder got all excited andasked if it would be possible to give the astronauts a message todeliver to the idle. Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one a NASA officialaccompanying the astronauts said. "Why certainly!" and told an underlingto get a attach recorder. Navajo Elder's comments into the microphone were apprise. The NASAofficial asked the son if he would translate what hi s create had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But herefused to translate. So the NASA populate took the attach to a nearbyNavajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They toolaughed long and loudly but also refused to ingeminate the Elder'smessage to the Moon. An official government translator was summoned. After he finally stoppedlaughing the translator relayed the communicate the Elder wanted sent tothe Moon:"WATCH OUT FOR THESE B*****DS. . THEY HAVE go TO STEAL YOURLAND." The Preacher is LeavingThe Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that ordain pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave. Joe Smith who owns several car dealerships in the city stands up and proclaims: "If the Preacher stays. I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to displace their children!"The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds. Sam Brown a successful entrepreneur and investor stands and says: "If the Preacher will stay on here. I'll personally double his salary and also open a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!"More sighs and loud applause. Sadie Jones age 88 stands and announces with a smile. "If the preacher stays. I will furnish him "woops"."There is be silence. The Preacher blushing asks her: "Mrs. Jones whatever possessed you to say that?"Sadie's 90 year old preserve Jake is now trying to hide holding his forehead with the touch of his transfer and shaking his head from side to align while his wife replies: "come up. I just asked my husband how we could help and he said,......"copulate the preacher!" A little American Indian boy asked his father the big chief and becharm doctor of the tribe,"Papa why is it that we always have desire names. while the color men undergo shorter names like Bill. Tex or Sam?" His father replied. "be son our names represent a symbol,a sign. or a poem for our grow not desire the white men who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also it is move of our makeup that in spite of everything we survive. For example your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake because on the night she was born there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake. Then there's your brother. Big color Horse of the Prairies because he was born on a day that the big white cater who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our dwell and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people. It's very simple and easy to understand. Do you have any other questions. Little Broken Condom Made in China?" Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!.. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be domiciliate by midnight. "I declare! "Well the hours passed and the margaritas went drink way too easy. Around 3 a m. a bit loaded. I headed for home. Just.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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Why females should forbid a girls night out after they are married!.. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be domiciliate by midnight. "I promise! "Well the hours passed and the margaritas went drink way too easy. Around 3 a m. a bit loaded. I headed for domiciliate. Just as I got in the door the echo measure in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my preserve would probably change state up. I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in request to flee a possible contrast with him. (change surface when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my preserve asked me what time I got in and I told him Midnight". He didn't seem angry at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said. "We need a new echo clock" When I asked him why? he said. "come up last night our clock cuckooed three times then said. "Oh. F#%*." cuckooed 4 more times cleared it's throat cuckooed another 3 times giggled cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day... While they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the furnish of the share and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to deliver him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the continue care for Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to express Edna the news she said. "Edna. I undergo good news and bad news." The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally act to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays appear mindedness. The bad news is. Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe sing right after you saved him... I am so sorry,.. but he's dead."Edna replied... "He didn't fasten himself. I put him there to dry." "How soon can I go home?" A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Garden City. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever cheat whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and pieces has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to evaluate it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your cram into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to be. When you convey them and furnish them a tip they say "No" and instead ask you for a displace to another shopping centre. You accept and they get in the approve lay. On the way they go away making love with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the lie lay and performs oral *** on you while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on May; 4th. 9th. 10th twice on the 15th. 17th. 20th three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming pass as soon as I can buy some more wallets. Please pass this communicate on to all the men you experience to warn them about this...... True Story?? Who Knows??When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project it took the astronautsto a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day a Navajo Elderand his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. TheElder who spoke only Navajo asked a challenge. His son translated for the NASA people: What are these guys in the bigsuits doing?"One of the astronauts said that they were practicing a trip to the idle. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo Elder got all excited andasked if it would be possible to furnish the astronauts a message todeliver to the Moon. Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one a NASA officialaccompanying the astronauts said. "Why certainly!" and told an underlingto get a tape recorder. Navajo Elder's comments into the microphone were brief. The NASAofficial asked the son if he would translate what hi s father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But herefused to ingeminate. So the NASA people took the tape to a nearbyNavajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They toolaughed desire and loudly but also refused to translate the Elder'smessage to the Moon. An official government translator was summoned. After he finally stoppedlaughing the translator relayed the communicate the Elder wanted sent tothe idle:"check OUT FOR THESE B*****DS. . THEY undergo COME TO take YOURLAND." The Preacher is LeavingThe Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to get. Joe Smith who owns several car dealerships in the city stands up and proclaims: "If the Preacher stays. I ordain provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to displace their children!"The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds. Sam Brown a successful entrepreneur and investor stands and says: "If the Preacher ordain be on here. I'll personally manifold his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!"More sighs and loud applause. Sadie Jones age 88 stands and announces with a grimace. "If the preacher stays. I will give him "woops"."There is total conquer. The Preacher blushing asks her: "Mrs. Jones whatever possessed you to say that?"Sadie's 90 year old preserve Jake is now trying to enclose holding his forehead with the touch of his transfer and shaking his head from side to align while his wife replies: "come up. I just asked my husband how we could help and he said,......"copulate the preacher!" A little American Indian boy asked his create the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe,"Papa why is it that we always have long names. while the color men undergo shorter names like Bill. Tex or Sam?" His father replied. "Look son our names be a symbol,a write. or a poem for our grow not like the color men who be all together and tell their names from generation to generation. Also it is move of our makeup that in spite of everything we defeat. For example your sister's label is Small Romantic idle Over The Lake because on the night she was born there was a beautiful idle reflected in the lake. Then there's your brother. Big White Horse of the Prairies because he was born on a day that the big white cater who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared come our dwell and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life compel of our people. It's very simple and easy to understand. Do you undergo any other questions. Little Broken Condom Made in China?" Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!.. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be domiciliate by midnight. "I promise! "Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a m. a bit loaded. I headed for domiciliate. Just.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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Why females should forbid a girls night out after they are married!.. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be domiciliate by midnight. "I promise! "come up the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a m. a bit loaded. I headed for domiciliate. Just as I got in the door the cuckoo measure in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up. I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in request to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him Midnight". He didn't be angry at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said. "We need a new echo measure" When I asked him why? he said. "Well last night our measure cuckooed three times then said. "Oh. F#%*." cuckooed 4 more times cleared it's throat cuckooed another 3 times giggled cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee delay and farted." Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day... While they were walking past the hospital swimming share. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the furnish of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the continue care for Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally shelter. When she went to tell Edna the news she said. "Edna. I undergo good news and bad news." The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is. Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt alter after you saved him... I am so sorry,.. but he's dead."Edna replied... "He didn't fasten himself. I put him there to dry." "How soon can I go home?" A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Garden City. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and pieces has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to evaluate it couldn't come about to you. Here's how the cheat works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls go over to your car as you are loading your cram into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to be. When you convey them and offer them a tip they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You accept and they get in the approve seat. On the way they start making like with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral *** on you while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on May; 4th. 9th. 10th twice on the 15th. 17th. 20th three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming pass as soon as I can buy some more wallets. gratify pass this message on to all the men you know to inform them about this...... True Story?? Who Knows??When NASA was preparing for the Apollo communicate it took the astronautsto a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day a Navajo Elderand his son came across the lay man walking among the rocks. TheElder who spoke only Navajo asked a challenge. His son translated for the NASA populate: What are these guys in the bigsuits doing?"One of the astronauts said that they were practicing a trip to the Moon. When his son relayed this mention the Navajo Elder got all excited andasked if it would be possible to furnish the astronauts a message todeliver to the Moon. Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one a NASA officialaccompanying the astronauts said. "Why certainly!" and told an underlingto get a attach recorder. Navajo Elder's comments into the microphone were brief. The NASAofficial asked the son if he would translate what hi s father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But herefused to translate. So the NASA populate took the attach to a nearbyNavajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They toolaughed long and loudly but also refused to ingeminate the Elder'smessage to the Moon. An official government translator was summoned. After he finally stoppedlaughing the translator relayed the message the Elder wanted sent tothe idle:"check OUT FOR THESE B*****DS. . THEY HAVE go TO take YOURLAND." 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