Re: Laughter is the Best Medicine (Mature Content Possible)
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-10-23 17:20:16
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!.. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise! "come up the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a m. a bit loaded. I headed for home. Just as I got in the door the cuckoo measure in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up. I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in request to flee a possible contrast with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my preserve asked me what time I got in and I told him Midnight". He didn't seem angry at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said. "We need a new cuckoo clock" When I asked him why? he said. "Well last night our measure cuckooed three times then said. "Oh. F#%*." cuckooed 4 more times cleared it's throat cuckooed another 3 times giggled cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day... While they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the furnish of the share and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to deliver him. She swam to the furnish and pulled him out. When the Head care for Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to express Edna the news she said. "Edna. I have good news and bad news." The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally act to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays appear mindedness. The bad news is. Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe sing right after you saved him... I am so sorry,.. but he's dead."Edna replied... "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry." "How soon can I go domiciliate?"
A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Garden City. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and pieces has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't come about to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls go over to your car as you are loading your cram into the boot. They both go away wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you convey them and offer them a tip they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You accept and they get in the approve lay. On the way they go away making like with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front lay and performs oral *** on you while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on May; 4th. 9th. 10th twice on the 15th. 17th. 20th three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. gratify pass this message on to all the men you experience to warn them about this......
True Story?? Who Knows??When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project it took the astronautsto a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day a Navajo Elderand his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. TheElder who spoke only Navajo asked a question. His son translated for the NASA populate: What are these guys in the bigsuits doing?"One of the astronauts said that they were practicing a trip to the idle. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo Elder got all excited andasked if it would be possible to give the astronauts a message todeliver to the Moon. Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one a NASA officialaccompanying the astronauts said. "Why certainly!" and told an underlingto get a attach recorder. Navajo Elder's comments into the microphone were apprise. The NASAofficial asked the son if he would translate what hi s create had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But herefused to ingeminate. So the NASA people took the attach to a nearbyNavajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They toolaughed long and loudly but also refused to ingeminate the Elder'smessage to the Moon. An official government translator was summoned. After he finally stoppedlaughing the translator relayed the message the Elder wanted sent tothe idle:"WATCH OUT FOR THESE B*****DS. . THEY HAVE COME TO STEAL YOURLAND."
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