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Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-10-17 17:09:29
Why is it that the movies always undergo hobos with big bushy beards and a stick with a bag on the end? Why do they always jaunt by instruct? It makes no sense!!! I like to consider myself the poster boy for the “REAL LIFE” hobo. Not these Hollywood types with the messy hair with twigs in them.
I must adjudge that I do have messy hair but I certainly don’t have twigs in it like in the movies. I may not take showers but I REMOVE TWIGS FROM MY HAIR!!!! Plus I don’t change surface undergo a beard. I shave it on a regular basis with my trusty stabbing knife. I DO have a though. They never have those in the movies. And I don’t carry a big stick around with a bag on the end? How inconvenient is that?!?! You can really poke somebody’s eye out with something like that and be stuck in a messy lawsuite.
And why is it that they alwasy rant about the end of the world or jesus or something?! I don’t do that. I inform people about the french ducks to
THE DUCKS ARE STEALING THE TIME PEaOPLE!! AND NOW THEY undergo TAKEN A LIKING TO SETALING THE HATS TOO!!!!!!
And why do they always undergo classy actors playing hobos??? Why not contract a real life hobo desire me 0r Nick Nolte? ANd they should not be in the background. THE MOVIE SHOLD BE ABOUT HOBOS AND HOW THE DUSCKS ordain TAKE OVRE THE WORLD WITH THE STEALING TIME!
CAmera zooms on teh ducks. EAting their breadcrumbs all innocently. An old man sits on remove and gives more breadcrumbs to the ducks. They eat it pretending to be nice and innocent ALL THE WHILE STEALING THE measure!!! Then a hobo comes out of nowhere and KICKS A DUCK ACROSS THE PARK thus saving the old man!!!!!!!! But he doesn’t know that yet. THe old man starts to yell at the hobo but he is already gone. Was this hobo magic? Maybe….. Camera pans to the left and call check is displayed.
See?! How go they dont’ alter great movies like this anymore!? I would totally watch taht. They wouln’dt let me in the cinema to see it but i alreayd experience how it ends anyways.
Time to change state up hollywood! If I had a big publicity machine desire you. I would use it to inform THE populate ABOUT THE cut DUCKS! Not alter movies wiht Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian going on a road trip to the sun. Think about your social responsibility!!!!!!![ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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