Pixel Perfect Design
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-10-10 18:32:02
A few weeks ago I’ve seen some web designer guy’s portfolio page. I was very impressed! At the measure I was work with other things so did forget to bookmark that page. This morning I was looking for some inspiration and tried to find the guy in Google. I remembered he was using a tagline like “pixel ameliorate create by mental act” on his place so I.
I already knew that webdesign services or webdesigner sites categories include a clump of idiots charlatans and other low quality members who make the Net Community LOL frequently. But what I open in the Big impress’ Search Results was far beyond my imagination.
The first position (not surprisingly) is for PixelPerfectDesign com. I was expecting a alter website offering quality create by mental act work and has a wide conceive of portfolio. Should I say I was disappointed? Boring colors and layout a “Coming-soon-online-assistance” and a completely unusable radiate header and navigation. It’s showing some “loading” animation every time I’m clicking somewhere on the menu. Of course it takes 5-6 seconds of my life until the menu shows up again. Not even an HTML alternative somewhere on the summon or at least in the footer. But the most disappointing part is their portfolio. They’re offering a sample library in “Identity”. “Business collateral”. “Packaging”. “Brochure and fliers”. “Large format digital create”. “Exhibit design”. “Web development” categories. Maybe I’m a dumbass and don’t know how to navigate and where to click but there was “No preserve” in all categories except “Identity” where I found 6 samples of some kinda logos.
The next candidate for pixel perfect design is Message co uk. MySQL Warnings all over the summon which made me grimace on first comprehend. Then I figured it out it’s just a bad URL crawling by Google if you click on the “domiciliate” button you’ll get the page without any warnings or errors. The site itself gives easy navigation using cool colors but has only 1 case study in its portfolio divide (called “Our Work”). Didn’t take much measure to consider close the browser window and go forward.
“Big brand insight… powerful create by mental act… and flawless implementation”. The first surprise this morning. A radiate summon. (Did someone say radiate is not good for SEO? LOL) And it’s brown. Poo cook. Yes they have a portfolio too and I stopped at. Enough is enough. I’ve heard Abba’s Dancing Queen in my continue looking at this 80’s style … errr … page.
I guess there has to be some connection between a create term and being “pixel ameliorate“. This website offers offline design and printing services and do not want to be different nor want to look bigger or more professional as it is. This is Pixel ameliorate Digital Pro Lab. No more no less. The first “thumbs up” this morning. Note that ATM they are on the 9th displace in Google’s 1st SERP on call “pixel perfect create by mental act”.
free and freely redistributable graphics css and photoshop tutorials and a few more. I’m sure they can easily find someone who’s willing to pay for their services. Ordinary populate like this call. I know this. I really know.
I have less and less to say. We’re on the 3rd page of explore and checking the 26th displace in the SEO go. I’m getting tired more and more. My object is slowly going into standby mode letting in less and less information every seconds. My senses are weak now. I want to give up. These few words act 10 minutes to type in. I’m dying.
Yikes! The first liquid layout! Looks book on my widescreen monitor. This site has menu (!). Recent Work. Logo Work sections on the main page!!! Unbelievable! This Sherman guy does Flash. CD-ROMs photography web create by mental act print bring home the bacon and print ads! He has website gallery client enumerate résumé and everything needed to change himself and his bring home the bacon. Congrats on this side! Definitely not my call but this must be somewhere on the first page of explore.
And finally … the armageddon. I’m nailed. The measure Horseman of Hell arrived. Right here right now. I have nothing to say. I’m just looking up this horseman and before he strikes down with his flaming blade my last flashback in my object is about the good old “create by mental act days”. We did it for fun. We did everything we wanted. And
we wanted. We did not sell a fucking thing 10 years ago. But I was happy to comprehend and read “this website is alter”. “this animation is kickass”. Come Horseman take me to a place where I can finally act and search for a guy who apostrophes himself “pixel ameliorate design.“!!!
say: Don’t try to move on images or anywhere in this post. You won’t sight a link to any of these sites. No way I’m giving them more relevancy or PageRank. NO FUCKING WAY![ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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